After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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