its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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