you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
You were trust falling into bushes
I have tasted many bathrooms
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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