I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
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