I never want to see another naked old woman again.
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
Randomize
