I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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