She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
We don't watch enough power rangers
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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