Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
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