I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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