Got a toothbrush?
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
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