its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
Randomize