i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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