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He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
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