I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
I'm just crazy horny about you
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
Shame - the story of my life.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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