i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I need to calm my uterus...
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
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