remember when u banged some random dude twice in the back restaurant room of the bar i work at with customers still there? and woke up with an enormous highschool-sized hickey this morning? no big deal.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
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