If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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