only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
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