batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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