Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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