i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
I will pee on everything he values.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
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