Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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