'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
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