was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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