Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
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