I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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