I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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