For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
How does one acquire holy water?
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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