Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Also, beer. Big fan.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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