so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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