I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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