I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Randomize
