Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
Randomize
