I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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