Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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