i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
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