i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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