apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
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