And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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