Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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