Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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