If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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