My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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