I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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