Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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