I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
we're so committed to being not committed
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
