I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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