I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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