Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
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