Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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