is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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