She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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