Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
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