You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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