Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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