i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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